so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I intend to get homeless drunk
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
It's blow job season.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Randomize
