Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
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At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
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For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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