We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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