i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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