North Korea, Best Korea!
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
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He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
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I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
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