I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
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There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
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that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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