gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
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Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
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My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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