i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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