id be glad to
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Randomize
