Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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