He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
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