So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
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guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
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Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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