I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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