im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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