Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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