New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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