Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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