But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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