I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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