We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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