Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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