p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I came so hard my ears popped.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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