I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Are we still banned from the library?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
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