the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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