goodnight i made you a song goodbye
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
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half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
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Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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