nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
You're so nebulous sometimes
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Randomize
