i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
well most of my day revolves around power hour
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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