I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
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There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
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Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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