Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Your dad touched me again.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I'm really busy with my period
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