You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
try to milk me bitch
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