just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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