this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
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We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
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its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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