I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
nutella sex= disaster
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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