is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Are my feet made of real feet?
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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