The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
my sisters under your porch take her home
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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