that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Randomize
