I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
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I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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