Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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