PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
Randomize
