Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
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I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
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Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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