There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
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just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
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Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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