Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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