i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
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he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
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You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
All I want is dick and wine.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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