I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
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Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
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Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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