i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I just found puke in my bra..
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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