i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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