I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
