she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
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doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
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this hospital has no fireball
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
not ubering you a puppy
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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