anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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