brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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