I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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