I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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