My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
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Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
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I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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