OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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