She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
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Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
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The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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