i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
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This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
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my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
We need to get me chipped asap
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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