I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
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When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
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I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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